I literally feel like I’m going to throw up because of my anxiety. Like seriously. I do not feel well at all
Hey the thing I reblogged earlier reminded me to mention this:
I can promise all my followers that I do not post or reblog jump scares, ever, because A) I don’t like them and they suck, and B) I know at least a few of my followers have anxiety in one form or another and I’m not going to be that jerk.
So yes. There will be no jump scares from this blog, just wanted to ease your minds preemptively.
I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.
YOU DON’T CHOOSE THE SHIP,
THE SHIP CHOOSES YOU.I DIDN’T ASK FOR THIS (via sexuallyfrustratedshark)
male giraffes will headbutt a female giraffe over and over in the bladder until she pees, then taste the pee to see if she is ovulating. if she is, they’ll mate and if you don’t think that’s beautiful then you’re right because it’s actually pretty disgusting